May 2012
39 posts
“‘What’s the likelihood of another terrorist attack now that...”
– Doug Stanhope
The problem is the Olympics is bullshit
None of the events are sports. Men running in a line isn’t a sport. There is no strategy involved. The one who is genetically most able wins. Nobody can beat Usain Bolt because he is genetically the best. Why not compete for ‘tallest’ and still pretend it’s anyone’s game?
- paraphrased from Doug Stanhope
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
I fucking love facebook
Especially now it tells me someone has read my message before they go offline!
:’)
The Only Three Things Ron Swanson Endorses:
absolutelyava:
Watchjoydivide:
this fucking guy :’)
Who knew that behind Captain Party was a very depressed, disabled man?
4 Artists Who Should Probably Just Take a Break... →
cracked:
Today in “Tim Burton makes Johnny Depp pale with weird hair for the fifth time in ten years” news.
The World's End (2013)
“20 years after attempting an epic pub crawl, five childhood friends reunite when one of them becomes hell bent on trying the drinking marathon again. They are convinced to stage an encore by mate Gary King, a 40-year old man trapped at the cigarette end of his teens, who drags his reluctant pals to their home town and once again attempts to reach the fabled pub, The World’s End. As...
Yep
endless Avengers gifs are beginning to ruin it, that’s cool
“|ðə `mɑnstɛr `wʌzn `ʌmu:zt || ɪ `dɪdn mædɛr | ði `ælkəhʌl ɪn mi | hæd `ɑlredi...”
Genuinely disappointed by my graze box today
:(
April 2012
42 posts
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“So, the next time you see some Mercury Music Prize/ Brit Award/ Grammy-nominated...”
– John Niven, Kill Your Friends
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